ETHER PT. II (JAY-Z DISS)
I’m breaking
Down The Roc
Your company name
And label
You and Dame
Were something
Like brothers
Cain and Abel
But you see with me
You gotta rearrange
‘Cain’
And put the I
Before C
Cause only if I can
Are you able
To
“move the unmovable,
do the impossible”
Like you claimed
On ‘Hovi Baby’
Yo, homie, Jay-Z
You were shown
How to flow by Shady
There’s some things
I’ll only say to you
After this defeat
You’ll go home
To Bey and Blue
To be a crying
Moaning baby
Consoling yourself
In her arms
Like,
“Wife, just hold me”
Missiles are loaded
Honed and gauged
You won’t escape me
When the scope
Is straight
And zoomed
Seeing as you’re
With a Destine
Question:
Are you feeling
Lonely lately?
A double bed
Was made for two
But rumour has it
That the girl
You took in
Matrimony
The lady’s
Gone astray
Into enemy zones
To satisfy the desire
Her soul is craving
The girl is your love
Let’s mention
The Blueprint series
The third was a dud
The first was a hit
And I earnestly admit
Blueprint 2
Was a masterpiece
But you borrow flows
And quotables
From other folks
I hope
The whole globe
Knows this
How much of
A hobo Hov is
Yeah, you get money
Bread, loaves of Hovis
But making the decision
To diss Nasir Jones, though
Showed that you must’ve had
Crazy intentions - loco motives
Really you ought
To have spent more time
To practise and train on tracks
Before even thinking
Of pointing your scope
Slow-focused, to aim at Nas
That was a fateful clash
If the bout was staged
In Las
Vegas
Promoters would’ve
Raked the cash in
What the announcer
Would say, he’d ask:
“Which of these two
Can demonstrate,
That they’re
The greatest rapping?
Can Nas withstand
Jay’s tough jabs?
And if his face
Gets flattened
What stratagem
And tactics
Can Jay utilise
To come back
And beat him?”
On that track
Featuring Slim
Entitled ‘Renegade’,
A classic
Why didn’t you show
More heat
And venom, Jay?
I’d give you
A credible eight
And Em a ten
I mean
You’re a dragon
Capable of fire
At least
50 centigrade
But even Em’s friend
50 Cent’s, a grade
Above you
In the heat
And
Aggression stakes
So on that track
The title I’d have
To hand to Mathers
You got broken down
Into dismantled fractions
At the end of the day
It’s strange
Cause people esteem
You as a legend
And say, that you make
Your foes disband
And scatter
You’re an MC
With one of
The greatest flows
But anyone who’s
Knowledgeable knows
That what you have
In rhythm
You sacrifice in content
Your flow on tracks
And over-swag
Isn’t the total package
And calling
Yourself Hova?
That’s
Self-aggrandising
Nonsense
Cause you’re
Not divine
Or prophet
Just an average guy
With no spine
Or conscience
There’s a question
They ask
About Jay-Z:
Is he the
Genre’s greatest?
You can’t reach
Biggie’s
Honoured status
Especially if he was
Still amongst us
It’s a level
You can’t touch
Like mist
Or water vapour
No doubt you’ll think
I’m some sort
Of troll or hater
For pointing out that
You’re just
A pedestrian rapper
Not royal
Just a commoner
You’ve won Grammys
But your grammar
And form
Aren’t on point
And in delivery
You should take
More time
To inject a comma
Instead of rushing
Through your
Performance
Take a breath
And pause
And savour
The moment
But back to Biggie
His level’s a high one
And like MC Hammer
You can’t
Touch the bar
Creating an album
Like ‘The Blueprint’
Implies
You have
No role models
And if you think
You’re God
Who at all could
Hov follow?
So then
If original
Is what you are
Then I bet
You refuse
To even bend
Your head
To “look up” to stars
In my estimation
You seem sickly
And blue, Jay
Who holds the crown?
It’s not you, dawg
Forget your hometown
Of New York
Really you ought
To be from the city
Of Blue Jays
Cause against me
There’s no route
To escape
Nowhere Toronto
You’re letting off
Fireworks
What are flares
To bombs though?
Set a challenge
Pick a spot
On this Earth
I’ll be there
And pronto!
You and me
Compared?
Well, what what’s
A broom closet
Under stairs
To a cavernous
Condo?
Your flow’s got flaws
But to see you
Admit them
Would be the
Rarest of sightings
I told you
There’s no hole
Where you
Can hide in
Sayonara, so long!
I’ve shown Shawn
“How to do this, son”
After this bout
I bet Carter will
Think I didn’t
Rip him
Apart with skills
I continuously
Hit the mark
And for his part
In this saga
The score he’d get
From the judges
Well,
The only
Answer’s nil
But for me
What was simply
Written
On their cards
Was ‘ill!’