Chelsea’s letter

Our relationship’s

Sturdy as a rock

We’re firm

As trees

I’m a birch

You’re fir

And when

The whirling

Breeze

Upturns

Our leaves

I desire you

To sway with me

Honey

Stay with me

Even if I’m here

And you’re there

We’ll still

Find a way

To be connected

On this Earth

You lost me

For a second

Pretty pearl

But you made

An investigative

Search

To find me

And you’ll never

Lose me again

There's a lesson

To be learnt

The togetherness

We share

My little

Rose petal

You know I like

Being

Number one

To get the

Gold medal

And be first

But we’re

A team

I wonder

Who we can

Thank

For pairing us?

Was it Merlin’s

Long

And twirling wand?

Did he coat

Our hearts

In a smog

Of fairy dust?

Of course not!

Rather, it must

Have been

The foresight

Of a loving

Caring God

You’re tired

Of your

Player ways

But you wanna

Join the

Chelsea club

Not speaking of

Football at all

The Celsius

Of the

Thermometer's

Boiling, very hot

Like burning logs

And candles

Before we

Even met

I got a message

From Emmanuel

That guy who

Looks like

A block of

Dairy chocolate

He knew I had

Just turned

Thirty-four

And was searching

For a man still

He said

“Well, let me

Introduce you

To my friend

Do you know

The son, of

The Duke

of Edinburgh,

Andrew?

Same name

If you fancy

A date, I’ll set it up’’

“Yes, of course

As long as he’s

Purposeful 

And driven

Career-focused

Working

For a living

And desires

To be a father

To girls and boys

Knows how to

Generously spoil

His children”

“And he’s gotta be

Sweet as sugar

I want a bag full

I’m not setting

For a granule

Like the nanny

Mary Poppins

Said, in song

It helps the

Medicine go down

Smoothly”

I’m ready

For a family

For giving birth

In the

Maternity ward

That achievement

Alone deserves

A Lifetime Emmy

Or a Grammy

I’m ready to

Be submissive

And serve you

Like a tennis ball

So don’t leave

Me waiting

Any longer

Marry me!

And if you

Need support

I’ll be like

Murray’s fans

Who egged him on

So…

“C’mon Andy!’’